So ya. The new one is WAY too serious.

This one is back to The Fruit War proper. Endless Mindless Violence.

So lets rock and roll guys!

Alright, can we return to our original factions? In this topic I wish to be the Bananas, but a much less controlling version and much better.

Z you can still control the Cherries, and I control the Dominion in the serious one. In this there are no real rules, the Bananas have returned. MUAHAHAHA!!!

As long as we don't act in overpowering ways, I have no care, contol whatever faction. Even Veggie. Just don't bomb factions to death.

Anyways.

*Deploys starfleet into Dominion territory.*

...LAME...

I'll duel play... I mean really, we haven't had a battle in a while.

Think of it as a General commanding an army, but uses video games as a way to get rid of the overwhelming boredom during times of peace.

Oh. Well, in that case...

*Fires commandos out of a cannon*

AVAST! GO GO GO!

Army of Apples armed and ready.

FIRE SUPERCANNON!!!!



ONE APPLE PLANET DESTROYED!

MUAHAHA!!! RETURN OF THE BANANAS!!!

Agh, it will take a while to recharge

And I thought we ordered the destruction of that cannon.

No matter.

*Mixer fleet destroys ray beam.*

"All done."

The cherries dare attack me, you did not percieve my gamma bombing suicide bananas. YA DATS RIGHT!!!







BWA HAH HAH HAH HAH!!! FOR THE DESTRUCTION OF MY SUPER CANNON!!!

(Didn't I mention something about not being a superpower?)

"And you forget that I once served your faction! Meaning I have the Anti-Matter Banana!"

*Insert large photo of destruction.*

We all get one superweapon, and no, sorry the plans for the anti-matter banana is stuffed hidden, noone can find it, not even you, and I have decided the use of the anti-matter is just wrong.

Alright. My super weapon. Uhh...


Eclipse MK 3.
Fear it.

Fair enough

Btw, if it was my scientists who found the ability to create the Anti-Matter Banana... Ugh nvm.

*Deploys fleet with Eclipse MK III as back up to attack a Banana fleet of Bananastars and somehow obtained POD MK I's.*

"War time!"



Wow, ur tougher than I thought...

Redirecting Banana planet orbit... COMPLETED!
Take that for destroying my planet!!!

THERE CANT BE MANY PLANETS LEFT! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!


(Runs and hides in a LAZOR proof bunker, which cant be destroyed ever.)

Begins charging the Orbit Directing Canon to direct a planet at Daru's hideout.

NOOOOO!!!!!!!

(sends gamma bombing bananas to destroy the cannon)

all done, no more orbit changes!

All bananas approaching were killed by my defense system.



(didnt we agree on not posting the outcomes of our attacks? A superweapon doesnt just get destroyed like that)

yea well Z did it that way

And you should do it too?

Fair enough. Ok then, you get to taste my LAZOR!!!!!

Target apple superweapon

Activates defense shield and stops the laser.


P.S.o you really have to use the canon in every post? Cool down.

See, this is the kind of stuff I decided to prevent by seriousing up Fruit Wars. This might degenerate into ANOTHER Fruit Wars.

I don't think he had to, but don't you think it's just plain awesome? I mean look at it:


[AWESOMNESS]

[/AWESOMNESS]

Yeah, so that's the last time I use that picture for a while, now to use my navy!!!. Daru, cool down, it's not that bad to return to the old glory of Fruit Wars once in a while

*Sends Cherry Fleet. Eclipse MK III is spearheading the assault.*

"Dare to challenge the Cherry navy, Bananas? You took us down last time, but this time.... MUHAHAHA!!"

*They engage Bananas.*

"Ok, where did the POD MK 4's come from?!"

"Ok, it's showtime!"

* Orders watermelon fleet to go help Z *

"Here comes the cavalry!"



My superweapon:


and my ground one:

Lets show them how its done boys!

I'm sorry, man. But that apple looks he just got jacked in the mouth by that knife.

Ermm, isn' t this supposed to be an all out civil war against everybody? If not then I'm not in

This is an everybody on everybody Free for All, but you can propose ceasefires for a turn or two.

*Attacks Apples.*

*defends against whatever fruit Zslayer controls*

*destroys apple shipyard* XD!

Hello all. I realize I have been absent for quite some time, and I apologize. I have been taking on too many projects, a mod, learning the guitar, and many other things. But now, I be back, and I am ready to take control of the Pineapples!

*Sends the Eclipse MK III at Johnathon's army.*

"Prepare to have your shipyard pwned!"

Defends my shipyard and instead destroys yours.

I attacked John...

whoa...whoa...whoa.....................................................whoa.
POD MK IV's?

I;m saying how the hack did John get his hands on Pineapple tech.

o i c. Prolly cuz o my absence.

As an added note, I am starting the POD MK IV project. It will be a super, super, super version of the MK III.

PROGESS!

Shields: 1%

Bridge: 1%

Bulk: 1%

Weapons: 1%

Armor: 1%

GA 79, you sure you're in the right topic? This is not the serious one, its a reincarnation of what we used to do, which was throw things around mercilessly. The other Fruit Wars topic is the real deal.

I did this in the silly one too

Sends Eclipse MK III (Wasn't this a Banana superweapon?) at GA 79. Spearhead's the assault with suicide Crasher Ships, followed by a beat down by Flamers and Mixers, and ending with the Eclipse going Rambo.



"Holy jeez, did you soup up your god damned POD MK III's? "

Why yes, yes I did.

PROGRESS ON POD MK IV:

Shields: 50%

Bridge: 41%

Bulk: 36%

Weapons: 19%

Armor: 29%

THATS IT ZSLAYER PREPARE TO SEE YOUR PRECIOUS ECLIPSE DESTROYED!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!







Hehehe!!!

AND NOW TO COMPLETE OUR REVENGE!!!





5 worlds gamma bombed so far, your victory was short lived

"You gotta be kidding me."

(If one superweapon is destroyed, I can unleash a different one in reserve. For the hell of it.)

"You did not anticipate this though."

*Activates Shielding.*

"Ha! Penetrate that! Remember it can stand up to Gamma bombing, and can condense its energy on something to utterly rip that object apart."

*Continues constructing shield satellites.*

Uploads hack on to Johnathon's computers.

Gives codes to Z.

"Here you are!"

Lifts off the planet and sees that happen in John's worlds:

EDIT: Couldn't upload the picture; it was meant to show parades. Hopefully you got the meaning!

*Fires thousands of starfighters into Johnathan's superweapons, engaging their Hyperdrives before impact to maximize collision damage.)

And those were drones!

*The damage is EXTENSIVELY HYOOGE.*

BUAHAHAHAHAHA!

*Superweapons are obliterated.*

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!